Sunday, January 16, 2011

Pillsbury fail!

Dear Mr Pillsbury dough boy,
Unbeknownst to you, we've been friends since I was just a wee little girl. I've always loved the flaky deliciousness of your crescent rolls and the doughy blanket you provided for my hot dogs a la pigs in a blanket.
But alas, you have begun to let me down with the poor performance of your cardboard canisters.
When I purchase your seamless dough sheets,
I expect a smooth, continuous piece of dough.
Unfortunately, when opening the cardboard tube via the seam you provide, I find my dough comes out ruthlessly torn and ripped in several places.
 This simply will not do. My poor little hot dogs, who have been eagerly awaiting their chance to cozy up inside the dough are now covered in a tattered dough blanket.
(not to mention my OCD's reaction to the imperfectly wrapped hot dogs.)
So, my cute, pudgy, dough boy friend, if you could please work on a better packaging tube or a stronger, tear-resistant dough, my hot dogs would surely appreciate it.
Yours truly,
Megan

23 comments:

  1. I've had that same problem with the pizza dough! I just rolled it all up, let it warm to room temp and then used a rolling pin to reform it. It wasn't as pretty, but it worked better than a pizza crust with a hole in the center!

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  2. @Kara, I know it is fixable, so it's not a HUGE deal, but with the crescent rolls if you start to smoosh them at all, they lose their flakiness when they bake, which is their biggest selling point in the first place!

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  3. Megan, the same thing happened to me with Pillsbury pizza dough last weekend! Grr...

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  4. I think I may need to send Pillsbury a copy of my letter :)

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