Dear Mr Pillsbury dough boy,
Unbeknownst to you, we've been friends since I was just a wee little girl. I've always loved the flaky deliciousness of your crescent rolls and the doughy blanket you provided for my hot dogs a la pigs in a blanket.
But alas, you have begun to let me down with the poor performance of your cardboard canisters.
When I purchase your seamless dough sheets,
Unfortunately, when opening the cardboard tube via the seam you provide, I find my dough comes out ruthlessly torn and ripped in several places.
(not to mention my OCD's reaction to the imperfectly wrapped hot dogs.)
So, my cute, pudgy, dough boy friend, if you could please work on a better packaging tube or a stronger, tear-resistant dough, my hot dogs would surely appreciate it.